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MORE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS THAN SOLDIERS VOTED -




Democrat Robert C. Byrd -




DING DONG - The wicked witch is dead...(politically)




DEMOTIVATING AMERICA - bit by bit, day by day, dream by dream, its called Liberal Nirvana!




U.S.M.C. - If you don't understand this, you've never meet a United States Marine.


TAGS: if you don t understand this you ve never meet a united states marine
Rating: 4.35/5

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americamessedup - November 23, 2014, 2:53 pm
what does it mean thhen
OTC - November 23, 2014, 12:28 pm
No
americamessedup - November 23, 2014, 12:48 am
they destroy what is ever in there way? no i got it. They will haply destroy something if it means that they get what they want?. I have it guys. they don't play by international rules they will do what they want to get their way? was i close?


"IF GUNS CAUSE CRIME....... - All mine must be defective.." -Ted Nugent


TAGS: ted
Rating: 4.97/5

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JGalt - February 1, 2014, 8:21 pm
and politicians are better crooks than politicians, so your point is?
RonaldReagan - February 1, 2014, 3:28 pm
He's a better singer than a politician
Renza - March 7, 2013, 1:36 pm
I suppose I probably failed at wording my point well. The ideas of right, wrong, just or unjust are simply opinions and perceptions. Many things fall under common agreement, but there is no universal definition... so in the end, war is war, nothing more
nicholsjoshua15 - March 7, 2013, 1:28 pm
There is a just war and there's an unjust war. During WW2 the Allies were fighting a just war. If you start believing that there is no just or unjust / no right or wrong than you can excuse theft, ra**, torture, and murder.
Renza - March 7, 2013, 7:40 am
That's a common misconception, there isn't a just war or an unjust war, war is war. Justice is a made up concept that belongs to the victor, as they are the ones to write history. So generally, you're either for war, or you aren't.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 6, 2013, 11:21 pm
If more Germans had dogged the draft there would have a lot less German soldiers the kill people and takeover other countries. Don't dog when there's a just war, doge when there's an unjust war.
crankyhead - February 4, 2013, 3:15 pm
I wouldn't ask if it didn't matter. I don't blame you for not wanting to answer the question though, even if it is a yes or no question.
JGalt - February 4, 2013, 6:50 am
Liberals don't think so, just like abortion is not murder, so it does not matter what my opinion is to a liberal.
crankyhead - February 3, 2013, 6:47 pm
So, yes or no, draft dodgers are patriots?
JGalt - February 3, 2013, 5:51 pm
that includes Ted. Wonder what his draft number was..
JGalt - February 3, 2013, 5:50 pm
Since 1972. My draft number was 359, and my dad said he'd drive me to your border, rather than sacrifice me........
JGalt - February 3, 2013, 5:49 pm
You really don't understand the U.S. do ya crank? Consider Abby Hoffman in the 70's said "Don't trust anyone over 30". That includes government. From Nixon Forward.... Think about is....... The teens of the 70's have had a distrust of the government
crankyhead - February 3, 2013, 5:11 pm
I didn't realize that draft dodging p********s could qualify as patriots.
JGalt - February 3, 2013, 3:17 pm
agreed
Rudedog - February 2, 2013, 9:20 pm
Ted Nugent, a true patriot and excellent guitar player. He gets my vote.
JGalt - February 2, 2013, 7:16 pm
sorry for the misquote Ted... Corrected: "All mine are defective"...


FREEDOM - Bill of Rights that protects a right to keep and bear arms Is one of the most sanctified American freedoms




NERMAL - While Osama remains at large, the United States did succeed finding a very cute cat in Abu Dhabi.




IF YOU TALK THE TALK WALK THE WALK - !!! Earn the Right !!!




IT'S NOT EASY BEING GREEN - Kermit demonstrates the Obama green energy policy- (as in what it will do to the American Public).




THE INTERNET - You just can't stand the fact that he thought of it first.




undocumented shoppers -


TAGS: undocumented
Rating: 5/5

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Cyberhagen - November 29, 2014, 12:48 pm
LOL, That's a five.
Reality Lord - November 26, 2014, 6:04 pm

don't they shoot looters anymore?


LIVIN LARGE - Expensive massages, top shelf vodka and five-star hotels: FLOTUS is accused of spending $10million in public money on her vacations


TAGS: fat lady of the united states
Rating: 4.79/5

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MashiMashi - November 10, 2012, 4:42 pm
BALLER!


" NIGHTMARE ACT ? " - Reid: ‘We Need The People Of America To Rise Up’ For Amnesty Bill.




!!! NEVER FORGET !!! - For all his big mouth right wing bullshit he's still a Draft Dodger!




TEDDY ROOSEVELT - Because once upon a time, progressives weren't nancies.




WHAT WAS OUR FIRST CLUE - Whenever our government officials pass bills that exclude themselves, it can't be good




Net Neutrality -


TAGS: net neutrality ted cruz
Rating: 4.94/5

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OTC - November 13, 2014, 9:28 am
Unlike Obama who makes it a point to repeat blame in order to avoid responsiblity
Cannabal - November 12, 2014, 10:41 pm
Ted Cruz is like Rudy Giuliani: he makes it a point to repeat one word or phrase persistently in order to get attention.


MOSTLY SOCIALIST NEWS BIAS CENTRAL - Because nothing says Bias like taking unelated comments and making non-news items into contrived scandals about Obama's opponents.




MEET THE STAFF -


TAGS: infiltrated
Rating: 4.6/5

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arnnatz - September 25, 2012, 12:54 am
Of course I saw it, didn't Chrissy Matthew talk it about it when he was having one of his obamagasms?
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 11:49 pm
Yes ma'am


WELL INFORMED VOTERS II -




CIVICS LESSON -




YOUR MONEY -




REMEMBER FASCISM - Some say the Constitution is outdated. I invite them to go back in time and try out fascism and see how they like it ...




BUSTED! -




THE 1970'S - It had it's own artificially created crisis ...




OBAMA ZOMBIES - Similar to regular zombies only they don't care about brains.




SEPARATED AT BIRTH - Do you see the resemblance?




OKAY, NO-ONE GOES HOME UNTIL WE HAVE A DECENT POLICY - But Mr. Obama, I have plans for the 4th of July !!




Crazy Commiefornia Environmentalists -


TAGS: liberal logic california delta smelt epa democrat created dust bowl san joaquin valley nancy pelosi barbara boxer governor moonbeam jerry brown radical environmentalists
Rating: 5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 22, 2015, 7:27 pm

The boss is just trying some stuff out.
rebeccaolsen - April 22, 2015, 12:24 pm
It is just me or does everything look different than before? Makeover? Did politifake get a facelift?


CBS'S LARA LOGAN: OBAMA IS LYING TO AMERICA - WAKE UP AMERICA MIDDLE EAST TERRORISM IS WAY WORSE OFF TODAY


TAGS: obama liar in chief middle east bust anything to be re elected 2012 election
Rating: 5/5

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arnnatz - October 9, 2012, 7:24 pm
she needs to move to n**** news!
KALKAM - October 9, 2012, 11:01 am
h** chick...5Ls!


UN: GLOBAL ENSLAVEMENT - Screw the United Nations!




THE UNITED STATES OF OBAMAMERICA -




Climate Change = Agenda 21 & Globalization -




THE TEA PARTY -




TED KACZYNSKI - Distinguished Harvard Alumni Class of 1962




THE BIBLE AND THE CONSTITUTION -




JOHN KERRY- DESIGNATED SPOKESMORON OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA -




Lame Duck Dynasty -


TAGS: socialism rejected
Rating: 4.43/5

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OTC - November 7, 2014, 12:13 pm
First agenda of lame duck session
JGalt - November 7, 2014, 12:05 am
we might see budgets now and bills actually make it to the floor for votes! Watch how fast the Dems undo the rules they changed to give themselves the ability to steamroll the Republicans!


UNPRECEDENTED - FAILURE




CRAZY - "VOTE MITT ROMNEY, MAN, OR OBAMA IS GONNA PUT ME IN GITMO LIKE A MUZZIE OR SEND A PREDATOR DRONE AFTER ME, MAN!"




Liberals have decided... -




why trump won -




BERNANKE: "UNEMPLOYMENT WILL RANGE BETWEEN 8.2 AND 8.5 % BY END 2012." - “I will be held accountable,” “If I don’t have this done in three years, then there’s going to be a one-term proposition.”




WAIT, WHAT? OBAMA SAID WE DEFEATED THE TALIBAN? -




THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE - Chris Matthews suggests in a question that News Organizations Are Going to Spend Every Nickel They Have’ Investigating Rick Perry and none to investigate Obama.




NY SODA BAN OVERTURNED - In NY, you can't have a gun, But at least you can have your supersized soda again!


TAGS: ban lifted
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - March 11, 2013, 9:40 pm
says wilford brimley. LMAO
Cannabal - March 11, 2013, 9:36 pm
GIVE ME DIABEETUS OR GIVE ME DEATH!


Stupid voting for stupid -




PIERS - You're the perfect poster boy for things that don't make sense.




Killed by black gang members -


TAGS: sharpton jackson hypocrites when black on white crimes are committed
Rating: 4.8/5

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OTC - July 17, 2013, 11:12 pm
So it may be more than another 50 years before we chill out
OTC - July 17, 2013, 11:11 pm
Hasn't it been 50 years since Civil Rights were won? And what has the minority done with that since? A few have risen to a better life, the rest still hang on to the past. Would we have a black president in a racist country? But its believed we are racist
KaBoom - July 17, 2013, 6:36 pm
I understand your point about hypocrisy, but I wouldn't support a "white Sharpton" any more than I support original Sharpton. I wish everyone would just chill with the race stuff, but I guess we are still 50 years away from that. It is sad.
OTC - July 16, 2013, 8:30 pm
I guess we need a 'white' Sharpton for these black on white crimes
Oyster - July 16, 2013, 6:18 am
That doesn't match Al Sharptons agenda.


IMMUTABLE TRUTH - Liberals were right- it was kind of a racial thing. Obama Hates Americans!




OKLAHOMA IS SAVING MONEY - by passing a law that requires all driver's license exams to be printed in English only.




Typical liberals -


TAGS: twisted liberal use a comment by limbaugh to create an ad
Rating: 4/5

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JGalt - January 10, 2014, 6:22 am
speaking of aka, hows it going cranky?
fauxnews - January 9, 2014, 11:30 pm
Wow,defensive about being called out on being "defensive." And with every slip up, you dig yourself a little deeper and become more "defensive". Because that's how innocent folk act ..lololololol.. Librarian? Uh, leave comedy to the professionals, Arnnatz
OTC - January 9, 2014, 11:14 pm
Defensive? I'm trying to figure out your loonacy, but whatever, your remarks expose you as a liberal, yet you claim to be a libertarian. Maybe you think that is your day job title, a librarian?
fauxnews - January 9, 2014, 8:44 pm
P.S. Almost forgot..... ROFLMMFAO2POHAIPMBECAUSE ARNNATZCOULDNTCONVINCINGLY LIEHISWAYOUTSOFAWETPAPERBACK WHENBUSTEDSOBADLYBYHISOWN HANDANDWORDSLOLOLOLOL..X-D
fauxnews - January 9, 2014, 8:42 pm
That you keep reacting, ever so defensively, about this Arnnatz/OTC is also another dead giveaway. Because that's what innocent people do when "falsely accused", right? They make emotional point by point reb***als? Right? Nah, they ignore. Guilt, much?lol
fauxnews - January 9, 2014, 8:40 pm
So, again, your fav part *drum roll* TRANSLATION(OTC/Arnnatz/Liberals/STool/bruce741): "Thanks for changing your argument." = IM PROJECTING..P-isses me off he got me 'again.' Quick,think of witty insult. Cant.Oh,just scapegoat liberals(another Arnnatzism)
fauxnews - January 9, 2014, 8:37 pm
Nah, another lie, OTC/STool. You and I both know I never said you created your acct after anything. I pointed out you posted a knee-jerk anti-Cranky attack on our forum mere moments AFTER you, Arnnatz, and your other soon-to-be outed sock did the same.
OTC - January 9, 2014, 5:52 pm
Thanks for changing your argument, its another known liberal tactic. You went from just "AFTER" to being "parked". Now go save a glacier from man-made global warming
fauxnews - January 9, 2014, 5:00 pm
P.S. Almost forgot..... ROFLMMFAO2POHAIPMBECAUSEARNNATZCOULDNTCONVINCINGLYLIEHISWAYOUTSOFAWETPAPERBACKWHENBUSTEDSOBADLYBYHISOWNHANDANDWORDSLOLOLOLOL..X-D
fauxnews - January 9, 2014, 4:56 pm
TRANSLATION(OTC/Arnnatz/Liberals/STool/bruce741): You're right, you did answer the question, logic with proof as usual, known rational tactic. P-isses me off. Quick, think of witty insult. Cant.Oh, just scapegoat liberals(another thing I do as Arnnatz do)
fauxnews - January 9, 2014, 4:51 pm
...So thanx for conveniently ignoring the other 8 and 9 other MORE compelling 'points' I made, which only adds another reason to doubt you (funny because you just accidentally added to it another reason to doubt you). So, yes, ROFLMMFAO2POHAIPM X-D
fauxnews - January 9, 2014, 4:46 pm
So, again, OTC/Arnnatz...thanks for your latest slip up..I will add it to your tab. Or as it is better known, how a messed up sociopathic mind deals with guilt when trying to get away with something..through missteps & unconscious Dostoevskian confession
OTC - January 9, 2014, 4:45 pm
You're right, you did answer the question, slander without proof as usual, known liberal tactic. Now go hug a tree.
fauxnews - January 9, 2014, 4:43 pm
But, enough of your useless redherring: It's not normal to lurk all that time & then only about 6-10 posts later you're attacking Cranky in an obsessive manner in a back2back post after Arnnatz and his outed sock acct "Liberals" did so w/o missing a beat.
fauxnews - January 9, 2014, 4:41 pm
Nah, I know it was a parked acct. I dont blame you Arnnatz for not needing that acct till later...So yes. ROLFCOPTER
OTC - January 9, 2014, 4:33 pm
My acct went live in 2010 and you are pointing to a post made in 2012 as evidence? Rofl!
fauxnews - January 9, 2014, 3:31 pm
So,again: Way to start your New Year,mate! In any case,OCD,resolve to working on your single digit IQ. You have to be smarter to get away w/ this.You're fooling no one,the least of all,you.Must be lonely without STool & your socks. In any case,Cheers! X-D
fauxnews - January 9, 2014, 3:28 pm
http://www.politifake.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=9231&p=130219#p130219 So, yeah OTC/Arnnatz, to quote you "thanks for playing", mate. But I'd rather quote me, funnier.. TRANSLATION(OTC/Arnnatz/Liberals/STool/bruce741):"Thanks for playing"= PROJECTING
fauxnews - January 9, 2014, 3:25 pm
..So COINCIDENCE(your bad timing) + COINCIDENCE(your Cranky obsession) + COINCIDENCE(your "vag" slipup..that you talk like him) + COINCIDENCE (posting back2back Cranky attacks under Arnnatz and his other soon-to-be-exposed accts) = One 2 many coincidences
fauxnews - January 9, 2014, 3:22 pm
..and that'd only be a wild coincidence instead of an impossible one had you not posted your Arnnatz-like cranky attack only mere hours AFTER Arnnatz and his sock acct Liberals posted theirs back2back ones..BEFORE "Liberals" was IP traced & outed. Doh!
fauxnews - January 9, 2014, 3:16 pm
*yawn* P.S. And thanx for (to quote you mate) "avoiding the question"...lolol...Clearly we are speaking of Arnnatz/Liberals/STool/bruce741 obsession with Cranky. Not more than a few posts AFTER your OTC acct went live you went after him in Arnnatz mode...
fauxnews - January 9, 2014, 3:08 pm
TRANSLATION:(OTC/Arnnatz): "That is a far stretch" = wishful thinking... ARNNATZ LOGIC: Nothing says guilty more than my redherrings & insecure kneejerk liberal-like defensiveness over petty points. Gotta work on that...and falling for such easy bait. X-D
OTC - January 9, 2014, 12:34 pm
That is a far stretch. Pointing out the point was missed is an attack? Seems liberals were attacking Bush for high gas prices, yet a democrat prez isn't responsible? Thanks for playing.
fauxnews - January 4, 2014, 3:02 pm
Way to start your New Year, mate. In any case, OCD, resolve to working on your single digit IQ. You have to be smarter to get away with this. You are fooling no one,the least of all, you. Must be lonely without Fox and now STool. In any case, Cheers! X-D
fauxnews - January 4, 2014, 2:56 pm
Or for another example,Ahem: http://www.politifake.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=9231&p=130219#p130219 Funny,how not more than a few posts in after you joined, you're attacking Cranky,right under Arnnatz and under his OTHER exposed sock acct "Liberals."
fauxnews - January 4, 2014, 2:54 pm
Guess for a fail troll, not having your socks to talk to must be maddening... but it never fails to amuse me when you slip up and expose yourself. Must be from the loneliness. Never said fail trolls are smart. X-D...(continued)
fauxnews - January 4, 2014, 2:48 pm
TRANSLATION(OTC/Arnnatz's last living sock):Me forgets the only people to EVER use the word "vag" on politifake was Arnnatz aka StonedFool,both banned for similar reasons.But speaking of vags, pretending Im NOT 'ARENTiNUTZ' does make me a p-ussycat. Meow?
fauxnews - January 4, 2014, 2:41 pm
Curly...who says I haven't done that mate? lol..The best part of being in the middle is you can go to both conventions, hang out with both ladies, then brag about it over a good pint. X-D
OTC - January 4, 2014, 1:04 pm
Curly, me thinks faux wishes I had a vag
fauxnews - January 3, 2014, 6:33 pm
Translation (OTC): All I ever say is 'Blah blah blah Blarnnatz' X-D
OTC - January 3, 2014, 6:21 pm
All I hear is Charlie Brown's teacher 'Wa wah wa wah wah waaa'
fauxnews - January 3, 2014, 2:59 pm
arnnatz logic: like some little kid, cries to his mommy and complains "He hit me back!" yet doesn't see the problem with that. X-D
OTC - January 3, 2014, 12:23 pm
Wasn't talking to him but he feels the need to retaliate? Copulation didn't get edited, so it was a good choice, sorry you had to look up the meaning before commenting
Curlyrocks - January 2, 2014, 9:08 pm
faux you need to calm down, come with me to the next Dem convention we'll pick up some barebacke'n s**ts and maybe you can calm down enough to comment on the posters people make rather than the makers.
fauxnews - January 2, 2014, 6:09 pm
arnnatz logic: Using million dollar words like "copulation" makes lame attempts at trolling and harassing/scapegoating liberals look less like trolling and harassment/scapegoating..not to mention a thinly veiled attempt at dressing up a old worn sock. X-D
OTC - January 2, 2014, 12:37 pm
If you forget to take your free government copulation protection, you'll be able to use your free government healthcare, so your covered either way.
Curlyrocks - December 30, 2013, 9:46 pm
Wow..... I hope those are those AIDS pills that don't exist. This chick doesn't even know his name and she already plans to bareback it with him. To hell with the bar I'm picking up at the next Dem convention


WHO MOURNS FOR OBAMA? -




HOW -




TED NUGENT - Realizing that he don't stand a chance against the Secret Service (that is, when they're not "busy" with prostitutes).




MAKE NO MISTAKE - We are headed in the right direction.. We're not headed there fast enough for a lot Americans. We're not headed there fast enough for me either.




OPEN LETTER FROM A SECOND GRADE GIRL - Open & Closed Case


TAGS: parents should have graduated college
Rating: 1.91/5

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ughomer - October 14, 2012, 5:25 pm
Ms. Kerger is also pres of the PBS Foundation, an independent organization raising private sector funding for PBS. The past 4 years, the Hollywood Reporter has included Kerger in the “Women in Power 100" an annual survey of the nation’s top women execs.
arnnatz - October 14, 2012, 5:12 pm
I Love this statement: What a surprise it will be for Leftists to see Big Bird thrive on his own without government and see what real free enterprise can build.
arnnatz - October 14, 2012, 5:02 pm
can you give an example of meaningful work that she does?
ughomer - October 14, 2012, 4:40 pm
Kerger earns what a U.S. Congressman's annual salary is in 3,782 hours(156.90 days) but she actually performs meaningful versus menial work.
arnnatz - October 14, 2012, 3:22 pm
http://thelibertyprofessor.com/tag/pbs-ceo-salary/
arnnatz - October 14, 2012, 3:18 pm
did you the management salaries at PBs? PBS President Paula Kerger earned $632,233, NPR former President Kevin Klose $1.2 million
deerbag2 - October 14, 2012, 3:01 pm
http://www.theatlanticwire.com/entertainment/2012/10/actor-who-created-big-bird-makes-about-314000-year/57774/
deerbag2 - October 14, 2012, 3:00 pm
$314,000 a year to play big bird?
KALKAM - October 14, 2012, 11:14 am
They should have blocked out her info...
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 9:04 am
It explains why libs are so stupid...
thatmfguy - October 14, 2012, 8:53 am
If PBS taught her to "spell"...we need to cut it.


TEDDY ROOSEVELT - Doing what every Republican dreams at election time. Sort of.


TAGS: teddy roosevelt republican safari election
Rating: 1.5/5

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Renza - March 6, 2013, 1:36 pm
They seem to manage to shoot the elephant every other time they speak...


100 MILLON DEMOCRATS -




WHAT WILL THE NEXT PRESIDENT INHERIT FROM THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION? -




COULD OBAMA LEAD THE NATION -




$38, 500 PER PLATE -




OBAMA FLUFF -




JOBS - PRIORITY #? -




HEY SARAH! - I think I found those Death Panels you were looking for.




IT IS THE VETERAN... -




WANTED - For the murder of over 5000 US military men and women.




BARACK OBAMA DEFEATED TERRORISM- NOTHING TO SEE HERE -




LET ME BE CLEAR "THE WAR ON TERROR IS OVER" - The Good News: "The War on Terror is Over". The Bad News: "Congressional leaders say Taliban is stronger now".




Perspective -


TAGS: outvoted
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - July 15, 2013, 10:43 pm
There you go putting words in other people's mouths again. Feel better rationalizing your liberal philosophy again? I was simply pointing out that people are not voting and low information voters are possibly outvoting others who have given up
deathorfire1 - July 15, 2013, 5:06 pm
I don't know, i think Fox is upset because she can't vote.
KaBoom - July 15, 2013, 3:43 pm
Does this account for children others who cannot vote?
crankyhead - July 15, 2013, 2:40 pm
Fox, little buddy, time for some new material, no?
crankyhead - July 15, 2013, 2:38 pm
Still JG, even if the turnout was 100%, there's no certainty that the result would have been different. You're simply rationalizing the loss here.
foxrecon19d - July 14, 2013, 10:57 pm
Good Lord, crankyhead the Canadifake is back again begging for someone to show him the attention that mommy and...well, other mommy, never showed him. Time to starve the Obama-worshipping troll
JGalt - July 14, 2013, 9:00 pm
not my grahic. Voting statistics don't lie. US Voting percentages are sickeningly low overall- whether D or R
StoneTools - July 14, 2013, 2:37 pm
though, in hindsight, romney would probably have been a better choice.
StoneTools - July 14, 2013, 2:36 pm
If you look at the last election, the choice was a democrat disguised as a republican (Romney) or a democrat incompetent (Obama). Given that choice, why would republicans bother voting? It's not like the USA would be better off with either of those clowns
crankyhead - July 14, 2013, 11:34 am
Your perspective is skewed. Either that, or you're saying that well over half of all republicans are too lazy to participate in their own democracy.


SEPARATED AT BIRTH -




Dead is dead -




THOSE WHO ARE WILLING TO GIVE UP THEIR LIVES FOR THE PROMISE OF GOVERNMENT PROTECTION WILL FIND THAT THEY WILL GET NEITHER -


TAGS: trayvon trusted obama
Rating: 5/5

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crankyhead - July 19, 2013, 2:47 pm
fox, I thought it was your position that Zimmerman was the one who needed protection...?
terroraustralis - July 18, 2013, 7:27 pm
a dead criminal scumbag is still a criminal scumbag. trayvon is a bright and shining example of who we need guns to protect ourselves from.


Why do politicians talk in schools? -


TAGS: i m just jealous because the marijuara party is never invited
Rating: 5/5

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Curlyrocks - July 15, 2013, 9:06 pm
Yup.... and he's a politician is he not. So he should probably keep all the seedy corruption that stems from politics away from children. The same way we keep them safe from the seediness that is caused by booze.
ughomer - July 14, 2013, 7:09 am
"W" read My Pet Goat to kids as the twin towers crashed down. Recall?


GUILTY - thank you jury




ISIS- BARACK OBAMA AND THE DEMOCRATS CREATED THAT! -




LAND OF THE PROTECTED FREE -




UNEMPLOYMENT BELOW 8% - Has the 99 weeks expired already?


TAGS: not looking not counted
Rating: 5/5

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KALKAM - October 13, 2012, 2:52 pm
They were too busy checking other people's math to notice such a small state.
thatmfguy - October 13, 2012, 9:05 am
Didn't they forget to add in Cali or something?


Separated at Birth?* -


TAGS: separated at birth
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - August 3, 2014, 7:22 pm
Funny poster. Especially the 3rd world part. But I can't recommend it because Steve "Urkel" is misspelled here ;-) (i.e. Erkel). You should redux this. It's funny enough to demand a 2nd viewing.


Crystal Magnum found guilty of 2nd-degree murder -




John Kerry 'went off script' -




ZIMMERMAN'S BODYGUARD -


TAGS: aquitted zimmerman trayvon
Rating: 5/5
terroraustralis - July 20, 2013, 3:25 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=shODnGQJ6FU#at=101 charles barkley tells it like it is
foxrecon19d - July 19, 2013, 6:22 pm
Hmmmm... guess not all blacks believe that racial B.S. that the left wing Democrats want folks to believe


“Let me be clear: I don’t trust the Republicans. And I don’t trust the Democrats, & I think a whole lot of Americans likewise don’t trust the Republicans & the Democrats, because it is leadership in both parties that has gotten us in this mess.” -


TAGS: ted cruz maverick politics
Rating: 5/5

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terroraustralis - June 3, 2013, 11:24 pm
5L, best poster i have seen all week.


we captured the Benghazi mastermind? -


TAGS: clinton violated the law
Rating: 5/5

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EmmaRoydes - June 18, 2014, 5:42 pm
The mastermind? You mean the guy who made the video?


Women are not Victims -




OBAMA TERM TWO: UNSUSTAINABLE!!! - Brings America to 25.4 Trillion in debt with his budget (and that does not count the full amnesty to illegals and the burden that will place upon all our "entitlement" programs!)




" IRANIAN SPEAKER AT 'IRANIAN COUNTERTERRORISM CONFERENCE " - UN Chief Ban Ki-moon actually Applauds Iranian Counterterrorism Conference Bashing US, UK, & ‘Israeli Regime’




So the message is... -


TAGS: p***erted politicians
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by OTC

crankyhead - August 12, 2013, 1:05 pm
Oooooh, it's offended.
OTC - August 10, 2013, 3:52 pm
Only because there is a lot of truth to it
StoneTools - August 10, 2013, 2:00 pm
Kind of unliberal like of you doing g** jokes
crankyhead - August 10, 2013, 11:59 am
Only because it means more for you. =)
StoneTools - August 10, 2013, 9:40 am
I like the headline "Hillary Doesn't Like Weiner"


HOME MORTGAGE LOAN CRISIS - In pictures




DEMOCRATIC STRATEGY - Time-tested! Time to think for yourselves instead of listening to the liberal sound-bytes




THE VICTORY FUND - 6 fundraisers by F.O.T.U.S. in one day. Things are going according to plan....




carbon taxes may have unintended side effects. -




Twisted sister -




So, teabagger -




ATTORNEY GENERAL - This Guy Couldn't Be Any WORSE Than Eric Holder




"Speak Softly, 'KERRY' a Big Stick" -




"...on the issue of the Trayvon Martin ruling..." -




TEXAS PRIMARY RUNOFF ELECTIONS - JULY 31, 2012 - TED CRUZ WINS RHINOS & LIBERALS JUST DON’T GET IT! YOUR NEXT OBAMA!




Obamacare will not add one dime to the deficit -




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